Books with author Farmer Dan

Wooly mammoths, of course, were extinct. At least that was the case until a brilliant geneticist named Professor Corbin extracted their DNA and cloned them. Many more species followed: sabertooth cats, dodos, dire wolves, and others. At first the world was thrilled, but when he began bringing mythical creatures to life, everyone assumed he had lost his mind. Jay Wilder, a veterinarian, has the daunting responsibility to capture, study, and manage the de-extinct species. He is aided by a thirteen year old, precocious girl named Morgan Pierce, who will discover that her own past is not what she thought.

Matt sees things. Strange and weird things. Not so unusual after a bad knock on the head, they say. But surely, hallucinations are not meant to try and murder you, are they?Matt Danmore thinks he's unlucky. Smashed up in a car accident and told that his missing girlfriend is a figment of his addled brain. Fate must be having a damned good laugh.She's still laughing a year later when said girlfriend turns up looking ravishing and wanting to carry on where they almost fatally left off.But Matt hasn't bargained for the baggage that comes with Silvy. Like the fact that she is neither an English language student nor truly a girl. At least not a human one.Either everything he sees is a hallucination, or it's all terrifyingly real. In which case that really is a banshee driving the number 42 bus, and there really is a whole hive of demonic zealots screaming for his head--plus assorted other bits.He's faced with a stark choice. Keep taking the pills or accept what he's seeing as reality and work out what on earth is going on. After all, there's nothing much at stake. Just Matt's sanity and the future of the universe as we know it.The 400Lb Gorilla is an urban fantasy mystery adventure full of intrigue, thrills and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaronovitch, Robert Crane, Michael Anderle, Shayne Silvers and Patricia Briggs, you're sure to LOVE this full length novel (and second book -- you can get the first, a novella called Every little Evil, for not very much if anything, here on Amazon) in The Hipposync Archives.Tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you will not want to leave TODAY

Darren Trott is living the dream. It just isn't the dream he applied for. Darren has a job, a girlfriend and a house with potential. But the job is one he hates, his girlfriend has plans that exclude him, and the house hides secrets that he's done his best to forget. When his past comes back to haunt him, he's forced to confront the possibility that he's lived his whole life as a lie. Someone wants his help. To give it, Darren must step away from his cozy existence to an alien world where tyrants rule and where he and his newfound companions are the only ones that can destroy the monster's murderous stranglehold. But there are those, in both worlds, who don't want him to succeed. Psychopathic relatives, aboriginal demons, warrior queens, and a Brownie called George (with claws, a pork-pie hat and an attitude bigger than a banker's wage), all want a piece of Darren. But they'll have to form an orderly queue. Because first, if he so chooses, there's the small matter of stopping an impending apocalypse...Frivolous Pursuits is an urban fantasy crime novel full of intrigue, adventure and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch, Robert Crane, Shayne Silver, Patricia Briggs or Douglas Adams, you're sure to LOVE this third novel in the Hipposync Archives.CLICK or tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you won't want to leave TODAY

GRUME: A SEMI-SOLID STICKY MASS OF THICK VISCOUS FLUID.Kylah Porter thinks the world of her human partner Matt. But she worries that his skill set is a little too unrefined for a job as a special agent with the Department of Fimmigration monitoring the borders between the worlds.When a series of vampire deaths in the Fae world is linked to dark wonderworking in the human world, it’s clear that a serial killer of the very worst kind is on the loose. With only a group of rehabilitated bloodsucking zealots and a uniquely fragrant bookshop as clues to the mystery, the DOF needs all the help it can get to root out an evil bent on having a foot (or is that a fang?) in both camps. But will Matt remain a loose cannon? Or can he prove to Kylah that he’s worthy of both her affection and her respect once more? He needs to sort himself out and quickly. Because not doing so could have disastrous consequences for all concerned... Murder, garlic, and a generous helping of gore make up the ingredients of Grume, an urban fantasy crime novel full of wonderful adventure and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch, Robert Crane, Shayne Silver, Patricia Briggs or Douglas Adams, you’re sure to LOVE this fifth book from the amazing Hipposync Archives.CLICK or tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you won’t want to leave TODAY

Bobby Miracle just wanted a job in a bookshop. What she got was something literally out of this world.Bobby Miracle would love a real job. But times are hard. Especially if you’re into Goth attire, prefer graveyards to meadows, and refuse to compromise for anyone. An internship at Hipposync Enterprises dealing in rare books seems a dream come true. And given the sort of people who work there, for once Bobby doesn’t feel the slightest bit out of place. But when the whole building freezes in a trans-dimensional lockdown state, and Asher Lodge, an inspector with a Fae intelligence agency, is sent to investigate, the weirdness needle edges towards red. Bobby learns that the staid bookshop she works in is just a front for a secret agency policing the borders between the worlds. And something very bad has just broken through. Lodge wants her to leave and save herself, but it’s crunch time for Bobby. Not many people have believed in her up to now and she knows that it’s about time she started to believe in herself. She decides to stay and face a terrifying enemy with a very sharp axe to grind. Pretty soon, it’s not just about the job. It’s more a question of survival for both her and Hipposync.The Bewilderment is an urban fantasy crime novel full of intrigue, adventure and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch, Robert Crane, Shayne Silver, Patricia Briggs or Douglas Adams, you’re sure to LOVE this fourth book in the Hipposync Archives.CLICK or tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you won’t want to leave TODAY

Matt Danmor thinks he's lucky. Not many people survive a near death accident with nothing more than a bout of amnesia, a touch of clumsiness and the conviction that the technician who did the MRI had grey skin and hooves. Still, it takes time to recover from trauma like that, especially when the girl who was in the accident with you disappears into thin air. Especially when the shrinks keep telling you she's just a figment of your imagination. So when the girl turns up months later looking ravishing, and wanting to carry on where they left off, Matt's troubled life starts looking up. But he hasn't bargained for the baggage that comes with Silvy, like the fact she isn't really an English language student, or even a girl. Underneath her traffic stopping exterior is something else altogether, something involving raving fanatics bent on human sacrifice, dimensionally challenged baked bean tins, a vulture with a penchant for profanity, and a security agent for the Dept of Fimmigration (that's Fae immigration for those of you not in the know) called Kylah with the most amazing gold-flecked eyes The 400 Lb Gorilla is caustic, (vampire-free) introduction to the Hipposync Archives: Contemporary fantasy at its sparkling best.

Ah, luck. If only you could bottle it. Some people think Matt Danmor already has…Matt Danmor thinks he's unlucky. Smashed up in a car accident, told that his missing girlfriend is a figment of an addled brain. Fate must be having a damned good laugh.She's still laughing a year later when said girlfriend turns up looking ravishing and wanting to carry on where they almost fatally left off. But he hasn't bargained for the baggage that comes with Silvy. Like the fact she isn't really an English language student or even a girl. At least not a human one.He's faced with a simple choice. Either everything he sees is a figment of his traumatised imagination or it’s all terrifyingly real. In which case that really is a banshee driving the number 15 bus and there really is a whole hive of demonic zealots screaming for his head, plus all the other bits. Will Matt bury his head in the sand or take up the challenge? After all, there's nothing much at stake. Except perhaps the future of the universe as we know it...CLICK or tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you won't want to leave TODAYFreshly edited new edition with spanky new covers.The 400 Lb Gorilla is an urban fantasy crime novel full of intrigue, adventure and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch, Robert Crane, Shayne Silver, Patricia Briggs or Douglas Adams, you’re sure to LOVE this first novel (and second book) in the Hipposync Archives.CLICK or tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you won’t want to leave TODAY

Darren Trott is living the dream. It just isn't the dream he applied for. Darren has a job, a girlfriend and a house with potential. But the job is one he hates, his girlfriend has plans that exclude him, and the house hides secrets that he's done his best to forget. When his past comes back to haunt him, he's forced to confront the possibility that he's lived his whole life as a lie. Someone wants his help. To give it, Darren must step away from his cozy existence to an alien world where tyrants rule and where he and his newfound companions are the only ones that can destroy the monster's murderous stranglehold. But there are those, in both worlds, who don't want him to succeed. Psychopathic relatives, aboriginal demons, warrior queens, and a Brownie called George (with claws, a pork-pie hat and an attitude bigger than a banker's wage), all want a piece of Darren. But they'll have to form an orderly queue. Because first, if he so chooses, there's the small matter of stopping an impending apocalypse...Frivolous Pursuits is an urban fantasy crime novel full of intrigue, adventure and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch, Robert Crane, Shayne Silver, Patricia Briggs or Douglas Adams, you're sure to LOVE this third novel in the Hipposync Archives.CLICK or tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you won't want to leave TODAY

Bobby Miracle just wanted a job in a bookshop. What she got was something literally out of this world.Bobby Miracle would love a real job. But times are hard. Especially if you’re into Goth attire, prefer graveyards to meadows, and refuse to compromise for anyone. An internship at Hipposync Enterprises dealing in rare books seems a dream come true. And given the sort of people who work there, for once Bobby doesn’t feel the slightest bit out of place. But when the whole building freezes in a trans-dimensional lockdown state, and Asher Lodge, an inspector with a Fae intelligence agency, is sent to investigate, the weirdness needle edges towards red. Bobby learns that the staid bookshop she works in is just a front for a secret agency policing the borders between the worlds. And something very bad has just broken through. Lodge wants her to leave and save herself, but it’s crunch time for Bobby. Not many people have believed in her up to now and she knows that it’s about time she started to believe in herself. She decides to stay and face a terrifying enemy with a very sharp axe to grind. Pretty soon, it’s not just about the job. It’s more a question of survival for both her and Hipposync.The Bewilderment is an urban fantasy crime novel full of intrigue, adventure and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch, Robert Crane, Shayne Silver, Patricia Briggs or Douglas Adams, you’re sure to LOVE this fourth book in the Hipposync Archives.CLICK or tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you won’t want to leave TODAY

GRUME: A SEMI-SOLID STICKY MASS OF THICK VISCOUS FLUID.Kylah Porter thinks the world of her human partner Matt. But she worries that his skill set is a little too unrefined for a job as a special agent with the Department of Fimmigration monitoring the borders between the worlds.When a series of vampire deaths in the Fae world is linked to dark wonderworking in the human world, it’s clear that a serial killer of the very worst kind is on the loose. With only a group of rehabilitated bloodsucking zealots and a uniquely fragrant bookshop as clues to the mystery, the DOF needs all the help it can get to root out an evil bent on having a foot (or is that a fang?) in both camps. But will Matt remain a loose cannon? Or can he prove to Kylah that he’s worthy of both her affection and her respect once more? He needs to sort himself out and quickly. Because not doing so could have disastrous consequences for all concerned... Murder, garlic, and a generous helping of gore make up the ingredients of Grume, an urban fantasy crime novel full of wonderful adventure and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch, Robert Crane, Shayne Silver, Patricia Briggs or Douglas Adams, you’re sure to LOVE this fifth book from the amazing Hipposync Archives.CLICK or tap BUY NOW to jump into a world you won’t want to leave TODAY